Thursday, September 6, 2007

Louis Vuitton that you don't have

Girls today have gone a whole new level.

"Either you can afford me, or you don't have me."


So, that leaves poor people like me to be rather more careful and be a little more choosey. I guess some of you understand now, why i may be a little pickey at times.

"Beggars can be choosers to save themselves"

And one of the things that catches my eyes would always be, the Louis Vuitton bag.


Thats right!!That BAG!!The kind of bag that I would have to eat Char Koay Teow every day for the rest of my life if my future wife simply loves to spend on such a bag.



Louis Vuitton is the kind of brand that shopkeepers would stare at you to see whether you can afford to buy as you enter the shop



and as soon as you get that kind of judgment from her, you would do something like buy a few bags on the very same day to show her that you're better off than she actually thinks.(letting everyone know of course)

Even better if she still think's that you're poor after what you've just shown her in the shop,

you would take her to your house in your LV car to show that you can afford LV.


Even even better
if she still thinks that you're poor after that,

you would show her that even your garbage bag outside your house is made of LV design.


Even even even better
if she really still think that you're poor,

you would show her how happy your family is together with a little family pig decorated in LV design.



Even even even even better if she is still not impressed with your LV collection because they're not bags ,

you would show her that you have been to the world of louis vuitton bags



and show her the latest of the latest LV bag that you have bought as compared to what you can find in the shop that you went to. The kind of bag that comes together with a stand and would somehow look good being placed like a statue in the house.



(Mind you, its really a bag)

Then before you let the shopkeeper leave your house,

you make sure that she opens the doorlock to exit your house only noticing that even the pad lock of your house is from

LV!!



Whatever we can say about it, LV is a very expensive brand and that's just about enough to distinguish between the poor and the rich and who's fashionable and who's not and who's got taste and who doesn't.

It is so expensive that If i were to go out with an LV chic who carries an ummmm LV bag and somehow accidentally got it dirty,


I may have to strip my entire white G2000 deceiving expensive shirt(tried to look smart and have money)



for her to wipe the dirt off only noticing that she's been going out with a G2000 cheapo and of course start telling me that she'll be meeting with a friend now and would meet me ummmm i donno when but maybe next time.

Saying all that, what would you say to a girl who may not have an LV bag but,







A CUSTOM MADE LV SEAT ON A MODENAS KARISMA 125???





Yes!! A girl really rode this bike scooter and guess what girls....

SHE'S FROM PENANG!!!

No comments:

Post a Comment

 
Design by emfaruq. All Rights Reserved.