And you thought horror movies were scary.

At Sunday School:

"What is your name?"

"My name is AUDREY."

"That's a pretty name. My name is Jiejie (big sister) Wai Jia. How old are you, darling?"

"I'm FOUR."

"What's your favourite colour, dear?"

"GREEN."

"Oh wow. Green! That's a lovely colour. Like this?" I ask, pointing to a flower on the white dress I am wearing.

A little frown, before she breaks out, "No, that's not green. That's ... TURQUOISE!"


"... ... ... What did you say?"


"TURQUOISE. That's not green. That's TURQUOISE."


"How old are you again?"


"I'm four. I'm four years old!"